Ow

Why do I have the music settings up so loud? Shhh. Turn it down, willya? Ow. Ow. Ow.
I have been sleeping for over...what, 36 hours,and my head still hurts. How is that even possible? Alex got up and did her normal stuff like nothing happened at all - and I think she drank more than me...
We met up with Kenny Briscoe and Harper, and I vaguely remember something about a "Pub Bounce" - it's like a pub crawl, but you do this little dance - but I digress. Kenny was the first to fall; I remember dragging Harper away from where he lay, pantless and drunk in a booth at McSorely's saying "It's the rules of the game, kid.Respect the dead." Harper, at some point, I think, caught Irish lycanthropy, and loped off - I heard rumors about him being picked up wearing a lotta mud and not much else.
Then it was just Alex and me, and amateur hour was over, and that's when my memory cuts out. If, uh, anyone saw us...mind telling me what happened? And how did I get the legend of the Naming of Cuchulainn and the lyrics to "Molly Malone" written on my back in green marker?

Oh, and Caro? Calling me repeatedly just to make the phone go off? Har. De. Har. Har. Vengeance. I shall have Vengeance.