I'm okay to type!

Seiroushy- abluteyt, no, really, I am...no! It's mine! Gettoffame...3oijfhnvdslkanxxxx..

Ahem.
This blog is being temporarily co-opted for its owner's own sake. - Did you get his phone? Good. - Mikey's indisposed. Since he's logged in already, I may as well fill you in. He should be fine, later. Hold on - No, it's ok, he'll just find more if you take it away.

Anyway, he saw The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe - we think he liked it, because he got overly excited about the fact that it started snowing while he was in the theater. Apparently, the White Witch did something for him, the sicko.

A big thank you to the marketing genius who put the trailer for Pirates of the Carribean 2 on it. Yeah, we know you're a Pirate King, Logan - now shut up! He added Captain Morgan to that foul concoction he drinks, and that didn't help at all. Please tell him when he's able to listen that nobody likes that "Prepare to be boarded!" line, and the booty jokes get old.

MIKE! PUT THAT AWAY! Nobody wants to see your plank!

I have to go - Captain Chunder here is a bit of a handful. Oh, but also, you might want to tell him that crappy folk songs aren't even close to sea chanteys. Yo, ho, ho.

So, ladies, this is as close to blogging as I get. Hello. Goodbye.
JM