Apparently, my taste is only in my mouth
Go ahead, rip me to bits. But I say the dress selection around here is kinda tame. I understand Underground Aristocracy may be a bit advanced - don't mind me, I've only been thrown out of most renn-fairs and goth clubs in the mid-atlantic region while acquiring skills in teeth-only corset undoing for no good reason, I guess - but here are some links to make fun of. Laugh all you want. I have a very nice mental fashion show going on.
I like this one
And this
And this
LillyfromPhilly said the pic above is what she's wearing to the Philly detective bash. Yow. But Alex, I have faith in you. You too, Carolyn. NY Major Case has the best babes. Show us - I mean, them - what you've got.
Update
This. This is it. Oh, please, let one of them pick this.
posted by Mike @ 10:18 PM
23 comments
23 Comments:
I like the blue one, and it would probably look on me, but it would take a miracle to get me to waer it. :)
What is this ... the HOTNET fashion guide? I think Alex's choices were far sexier.
I actually like the red one but you have to have the right breasts to wear it.
There are wrong breasts?
Wait, I take it back. Manboobs. Eech.
I didn't think they were that bad,although they'd have been better in black!
And YES,there are definitely wrong breasts.Have you seen Jordan?
Eliza xxxx
Mike: If a woman with very large breasts wore that red dress everyone in the room would have front row seats at the goodies!
Mike... I'm speechless.
Don't get me wrong, the dresses are beautiful, but well... I just don't know that I want to show everyone everything I have to offer! *L*
Jordan who?
Mike: aka Katie Price. Type her name into Google you'll find out.
Have fun!!
Eliza xxxx
Oh Mike, you are soooooooo funny, you crack me up. Think I'm repeating myself - another senior moment!!!!
wow, eliza, he doesn't know 'poke your eyes out' Jordan. LOL
Mike, they are all stunning and if you want to treat me to any one of them I wouldn't say no. Those that complain they are too revealing is because they haven't got what it takes to fill them. I know how to make the most of my assets.
lotsa luv ann xxxxx
P.S. an ex lover told me an interesting one about breasts and men's hands. He said a handful is just right; any more is a waste.
Lucky for me Bobby's got big hands!
Lucky for Bobby I've got ......
Mike... I'm proud of you, you've redeemed yourself! ;0)
hannala:guess she's not as well known as she thinks she is!!
Mike:I really want to know what you think of Jordan ;) Lets just say that she's well known for her enhanced assets.
Eliza xxx
eliza, mike wanted to know what he'd done to us that we inflicted Jordan on him (LOL)
lotsa luv ann xxxxx
Holy Cow! Mike, I can't believe this, but I LOVE that last dress! Where did you find that? And how much is it? I would love to wear that to the concert on the 10th, but, I really don't want to break the piggy bank.
Mikey, most of them are indecent, however, I LOVE the last one. I think its beautiful. Alex would look great in it, but it would have to be a lighter brown.
Who knew guys could pick out dresses?
~Sara
BTW:
"I've only been thrown out of most renn-fairs and goth clubs in the mid-atlantic region while acquiring skills in teeth-only corset undoing for no good reason, I guess"
That should be on your resume.
the lovely thing about corsets is when they are slowly lovingly untied ...... after
Okay, I would wear the brown dress. I love it. But the others aren't classy
enough for people you will have to work with again.
As for the breast thing, it's all in the packaging. But, even though I'm short, ......we'll skip that.
Ah, someone else wants to see Logan in a corset, tights and heels!
If that last one was a different color it would be the one! U going with Lilly to her bash? I mean if things don't go well at yours? Or are they the same night?
Re: breast size.
I once heard a comic remark as follows: "In Paris they say the perfect breast should fit in a champagne glass. In Brooklyn, it should clog a toilet!"
Mine are somewhere in the middle, and factory installed, despite my moniker ...
Woah, the brown one is really nice. I'd wear it if I was going, and not just for you Mike. The others...well, their just trying to aclimate to your tastes, they could be classy but they aren't quite there. It could just be the models though. This whole conversation (and this whole blog community) just proves what my guy friends have been telling me...guys aren't impressed with what the girl wears, it's what they don't wear that matters...
Re: the breast issue
Speaking as a naturally well-endowed woman I can say you do have to be careful with the dresses you choose or the whole room can enjoy the show without looking at the stage. :-O
Anything with straps and without slits works for me. But if I had to choose from those dresses I'd go with the second red one. That kind of slit makes, well, mine anyway, look smaller and that's a good thing. I'd get them reduced if A) I could afford it and B) I could tolerate another surgery. Don't get me started on that subject. Maybe I need a policeman's ball to go to. hmmm...
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