A Filler Note

Ok, ok. I'll answer questions today.
Stabler, the game is Tuesday, as always. We skipped because Munch claimed he needed a break - really, we all know he wussed out after we stomped his plan flat in twenty minutes. The fact that he flipped the table over in anger was my first clue.

The fifty-seven books. Arrrgh.
Ok, here's a partial list:

Haunted Castles of Britain and Ireland, A History of the Trial, The Day I Turned Uncool, Will in the World, The War of the Worlds Murder, The Eight of Swords, Alternate Universes, Japanland; A Year in Search of Wa, If You Want to Write, The Word on the Page, 100 Essential Modern Poems, Bradbury Speaks: Too Soon From the Cave, Too Far From the Stars, Deadlier than the Pen,Great Tales from English History, The Hacker Diaries, Identity Crisis, Maps in a Mirror: The Short Fiction of Orson Scott Card, Not in Kansas Anymore: A Curious Tale of How Magic is Transforming America, Passion is a Fashion: the Real Story of The Clash, The Poet and the Murderer: a True Story of Literary Crime and the Art of Forgery, The Power of Ritual, Revenge of the Paste Eaters: Memoirs of a Misfit, Tales of the City, Sex and the City, Spook: Science Tackles the Afterlife, Belushi: A Biography, Leave Me Alone, I'm Reading, The Bride's Kimono, The Glass Slipper, My Horizontal Life : A Collection of One-Night Stands, Shakespeare by Another Name: A Biography of Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford, the Man Who Was Shakespeare, In Other Words : a Language Lover's Guide to the Most Intriguing Words Around the World, Don't Get Too Comfortable, The Idiot Girl's Action-Adventure Club, I Am Alive and You Are Dead: A Journey into the Mind of Philip K. Dick, The Skeptic's Dictionary: A Collection of Strange Beliefs, Amusing Deceptions, and Dangerous Delusions, Paying the Piper at the Gates of Dawn, Murder, my dear Watson : new tales of Sherlock Holmes, The Seven Basic Plots: Why We Tell Stories, Adaptations: From Short Story to Big Screen: 35 Great Stories That Have Inspired Great Films, The Complete Idiot's Guide to American Literature, Anansi Boys and Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs.

I may have missed a few.

As for Caro's desk, she exaggerates greatly. I only ate three subs, one pizza, six, no, eight hotdogs, two falafels, one order of Mongolian Beef, five burgers, one bowl of curried goat, two takeout boxes of Wang's finest, fifteen bags of chips, half an order of super-nachos from Firey Joe's, some cake, two bags of those really great mini-donuts and a few pickles on her desk. Aside from the chili I spilled, it wasn't that much of a mess. What a whiner she is sometimes.