A Few More For the Road

Carolyn Barek cheats at pool. Then she still loses, and then she lies. LIES, I tell you. I distincly recall winning.
The drink, however, was quite tasty. If I was a little off-balance, the person who ordered them is to blame. She can mock my imitation all she wants, but she's the one who blew her drink out of her nose laughing.

You do know I will get around to telling you about Pride and Prejudice sooner or later, right? A promise is a promise, after all.

Also, I know exactly what a "visgoth" is. I was just messing with the guy. Plus, anyone notice how testy ME Rodgers is with me? Yeah, well. She doesn't have to be so annoyed. It's not like we didn't all know about her arrangement with Lennie already. I told you so.
And one more note, to my loving partner and to my girlfriend, who have decided to gang up on me. When you buy chips and cheeze curls at the organic market, that means they are health food, not junk food. Also, dark beer is good for you and ice cream is too. People who eat out of vending machines should not throw skittles, that's all I'm saying.