A Quick Note

I am taking a sick day. I cannot possibly be expected to cope with both the loss of my porn and the onslaught from Saturday.

If I have recovered sufficiently later, again, I can tell you. I have to say, though, I'm really not sure children aren't some kind of alien plot. Very skittery, and inexplicable behavior to say the least...I'm not sure how many times I just stood there and said "But why would he do that?" And then I was expected to clear up the mess!

And if they're so innocent, why do they make eye contact before doing something that will get YOU in all kinds of trouble? It's like the kid was saying "Watch this!"

Plus, I can't say as I approve of his choice in films, although eating a Martha Stewart magazine was an effective critique of that level of writing (don't tell his aunt I said that). His conversational skills were lacking a bit, and his hygeine, if left up to himself - well, the less said about *that* the better.

Of course he was adorable, delightful, and intelligent - but I don't think exhausting is an unfair thing to say, either.