I think I'm ok
Luckily, whoever owns this place has every pain medication known to man in their medicine cabinent.
No sign of Munch execpt for his shoes and a trail of black clothes leading to a door that I, for one, am not about to open. Call me a coward; my stomach's just not up to some things.
If anyone saw somebody who looked like me - it wasn't. And I'm sorry for whatever anyway, ok?
I gotta go - this is kinda hard to do outta one eye. I'd like to note that Ed Green's grandma can't take a joke and packs a mean punch for an 80-year old.
posted by Mike @ 9:22 AM
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24 Comments:
Oh Mike, you crack me up. You are sooooooo funny, I'm beginning to sound like a record with the needle stuck.
I want to know more about Munch. How old is he and is he married and is he looking for anyone? I may just know the right girl for him ........ and it sounds like you need someone to take care of you too. Hmmmmm ....... can't think of anyone off the top of my head 'big' enough to take you on.
lotsa luv Ann xxxxxx
Munch is so old, his high school yearbook is printed on papyrus.
He's not dead, so he's looking, but you're talking about the guy who ORIGINALLY said "Forget marriage; I'm just going to find a woman who hates me and give her a house."
Well Mike, you are always good for a laugh. We are still hoping Munch will start blogging with us. When you are feeling better take a few minutes and visit some of our blogs. The welcome mat is out for you and Bobby (he never visits most of us because he is so busy).
Hey BG - You weren't home? My memory's a little hazy for some reason. Ok, then. That's at least one place my boxers aren't.
Mike: Well now noone will ask you the boxers or briefs question!
MIke, I am rolling around the floor, you are sooooooo funny. I think Munch will be an interesting challenge for the right woman. He is not that old surely. Tell me how old. I don't think he's past his sell by date.
And for your information I went to school where they used rock and flint and I'm not past it, ask Bobby.
Hi, dpn - I left you another teenage story. Oh, Mike, if you read it, don't even think about hooking up with my beautiful daughter: you are sooooooooo totally unsuitable (LOL)
lotsa luv Ann xxxxx
Hey, Mike you can't call on displaced new yorker and not pay me a visit. Come round ...... when Bobby's out ...... (LOL)
lotsa luv Ann xxxxxx
p.s. there's even a pic of you.
You got punched by Ed's grandma? Man, what did you do? Did Ed go out with ya'll too? I would guess he is pretty fun to hang out with.
You were punched by an 80 year old woman. I'm... Not even going to ask *LOL*
You were punched by an 80 year old woman. I'm... Not even going to ask *LOL*
lolololol...I wish I accompanied you two on your caroling quest, it sounds like it was fun (and funny). Next time, take Bobby, I have a feeling that he would be a fun drunk:)
~Sara
sara, no, not a pretty sight. try helping a guy that size when you're only 5ft 0in and he's dancing round the room like a prima ballerina, then falls flat on his face; then you wonder where he's left his boxers and his shoes are on the wrong feet LOL
lololol, you crack me up mrsbobbygoren. A very welcome image popped into my head...:)
~Sara
lmao!!! You're scouring the internet looking for your underwear!!! Must have been some night. You are to twisted for color tv. :-p
In case anyone is interested, and I have no idea how I acquire this knowledge, Munch is either 61 or 53 depending on who you ask. I think he keeps that a secret to throw off those spies he's so paranoid about. Still, I'd date him or at least hang out with him. Hard luck cases are my specialty. :-)
LMAO
Sounds like you had a good night,apart from Grandma.
Hope you manage to find your boxers,it's too cold to go commando!!!
Eliza xx
Oh jeez Mike... That sounds a little like my 21st birthday LOL. Oh, fond memories.
RE Munch's age: Last I knew (unless they changed it since) the mandatory retirement age for NYPD was 58. I would go for the 53 as opposed to the 61. I could be wrong though.
Very funny LOL:)
Where did Vincentdo disappear too?
Munch's real life look alike(That Richard Bel-something or other) is 61 but 5 years ago someone mentioned that Munch was 48 so 48+5=53. But I don't know if they made him his look alike's age or not. Lennie was well past the retirement age before he filed his papers and like Austin Powers I've gone cross-eyed.
Anyway, glad you had a good time Mikey. I have a question. Why is it that Jewish people "wander" and Irish people "travel" as if to say the Irish know where they're going and the Jewish people are always lost or have no sense of direction? Does this got back to that thing with Moses in the Desert? Just curious. I'm gonna go cross eyed again.
sorry, I meant "go" back not "got" back. sheesh I need some sleep!
Hey Mike, if ya find anything green in that medicine cabinet, don't tell on Munch. lol
The legend of the Wandering Jew is one take on the story of the immortal who wanders from place to place for eternity.
It's also the name of a plant, but that's not nearly as interesting.
In Ireland, the term "Travellers" refer to an indigenous minority, sort of like gypsies(but not actually Roma), who "experience a high level of prejudice and exclusion in Irish society." They used to be called "Tinkers," which is now a derogatory term.
So, if one were to phrase it as such, they might be saying that a wise, albeit older. semetic person were going around with an irish guy who was somewhat lacking in class.
And did I catch a reference to the Green Fairy? Not everything "medicinal" is in the bathroom cabinents. That's the first place they look for it.
I'd like to hear more about Detective Green, please. And whatever it is you did to make a nice old lady hit you.
What about Ed?
Grandma Green apparently objected to a perfectly appropriate New Year's smooch. See, it was midway bewteen Jewish New Year and the normal New Year, if you added in some time for Samhain, which used to be a kind of New Year's... well, it made sense at the time.
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