I would like to point out
If you sleep with a woman you know has killed someone, you automatically get your Mensa membership revoked.
Note I'm not saying "capable of " or "might someday" or "think maybe has" - we've all been there, right? But if you've got proof,that's just dumb.
Pardon me if I sound angry here, but I have a very low tolerance for a certain type of woman. And as for her:
"I mess up relationships."
Nice - you know, sleeping with your SO's sister or best friend, or both, that's messing up. Murder, felonies, living under assumed names; for those, I think you want a stronger term. Or if you're gonna call that "fear," what do you do for "pissed?"
"I'm afraid they only say they love me just to get me into bed. "
Well, duh. Some guys do that - it's a secret? Whoo, watch out, Nicole Wallace, master manipulator who reads people like books is after you - but if you say "I love you," you'll fool her! Hey, I never, ever use the l-word like that. It is to be avoided at all costs.
I sound hostile, don't I? Yeah, well, she sounds like someone I used to know.
posted by Mike @ 8:55 AM
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19 Comments:
Hostile yes,but also perfectly rational.Wish the same could be said for other people.
Eliza xxx
People saying things to get someone in bed with them...LMAO. I really love reading your blog. Glad you came and joined us in blogland
Is it that simple? How about a simple plan?
Deakins reassigns Barek and Eames to the Wallace case, and they set up an elaborate trap for her in this bar in Queens that does jello wrestling.
She doesn't stand a chance.
Okay Mike...now you really have my attention. I love this idea (not so much the jello part, but hey)if you promise BG won't be involved and won't get hurt. Go get her and show her no mercy.
I think I like this Logan better than the one we see in the office everyday--he has to be too pc to keep his job to be entertaining. Yes, yes, this Logan is definitly better. (This is, of course in refrence to Eames and Barek vs. Wallace in jello wrestling.)
and you're sooooooo gorgeous when you're angry. Can't you make him see sense, please?
and even with an issue as worrying as this you still manage to bring it down to a certain level ..... but I'm glad you care.
Right On Mike !!!!!
The plan sounds on target to me.
I think Bobby and Alex are too close to the witch to catch her. It is toooo personal with them. Maybe some fresh blood is what is needed. Go get her Mikey and make her pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: I posted a naughty picture of you on my blog. Hope that you don't mind.
I don't know which is funnier, Displaced's picture, or Nicki's little jabs.
Sweetheart, if that was your first punch, this is going to be a short fight. You want my shrink's phone number? Maybe he can give you some good ammo.
My mom? What's next, size jokes?
I am way too old to blame my mother for the problems I still have - should I wax poetic? "But that was in another country and besides, the wench is dead"
Sure, she did a number on me. That's on her. As soon as I punch my kid, that's on me.
Oh, wait, I guess it's different when you have your own, hunh? Tell me, got any nice pictures on the fridge that Nicole jr. did for Mommy?
Mike, you ROCK!
Nicole, go away
Mike, am I glad she doesn't rattle you. You tell her and, please please sort her out, once and for all. I know you can do it; I have faith in you.
Lotsa luv Ann xxxxx
Ooooh Mike! That was absolutely wonderful. I love it!
Mike, you are now my HERO! Not only have you deflected the hussie's rather low blow, but you also suggested that Alex and Carolyn take her on. I say that would be the best thing. "Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned."
Alex was definately scorned. Her best friend was attacked. Leave Nicole in a room alone with Alex for five minutes, and then we'll see which blonde gets on top.
~Sara
PS-You say you knew someone like her, I hope you are ok!
Anonymous said...
Nicole, go away
YAY!!! Anonymous is here too! Mike-that is my absolutely favorite comment, I don't know who this person is, but they're awesome! :0)
ah Nicole, the Drama Queen.
I wonder how she feels, not being able to push your buttons the right way.....
Yes Nicole's daughter accidentally wrenched her arm bone and strangled herself and then accidentally dug a hole and buried herself. Okay Nicole I believe you. I have some beachfront property in Arizona, want to buy it!
Mike, I think the answer would be to lock Nicole up in a room with your other female fans, sheesh! They''d rip her limb from limb.
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