Back Among the Living
Where did I leave off? Oh, yeah, intense pain, strange apartment, and Munch missing, presumed bed(ded).
I gave the aspirin some time to kick in, and helped myself to some cold pizza out of the fridge. I needed to fortify myself in case it was going to be a long trip back home. Luckily, we were still in Manhattan. This is not always the case in these expeditions, but that's a whole other set of stories. Where we we exactly? Well, let's just say that the next time I've got to go to the ME's office, it's going to be kind of awkward.
Otherwise, today was mostly quiet. I didn't get my wish, though. Remember how I was happy that I wouldn't have some sort of lame shopping-oriented crime to deal with? Yeah, well, this is New York. Where else would you find someone stupid enough to rob a doughnut shop within a block of someplace called "One Police Plaza?"
Hint to dumbass: the guy in rumpled suit buying a dozen who says "No, you don't." in response to "I have a gun!" is not the guy you wanted to jump ahead of in line. If I see that stupid trick with sticking your finger in your pocket to fake a gun one more time, I may lose it.
Between me and the five other cops trying to mind our own business and get a snack, he wins the idiot perp of the week award.
posted by Mike @ 1:43 AM
15 comments
15 Comments:
It seems aggrevating to see idiots like that all the time, but I assure you I have a story that beat that one in idiocy. And do keep us informed, you seem to have the most entertaining social life of all the NY cops.
1) cold pizza - yuk. Why don't you guys throw the leftovers away?
2) and what did you get up to?
3) doesn't having idiot perps make your job that much easier?
4) stop cracking me up; you're killing me (LOL)
lotsa luv Ann xxxxx
Mike, I love reading about your adventures/misadventures.LMAO at the idiot perp.Did you find Munch by the way?
Ann: Cold pizza is an american favorite. It is yum.
Mike: Thanks for sharing your life with us. LMAO too.
YUK: Do you eat it straight from the fridge with your fingers, or does a plate, a knife and fork come anywhere in the equation?
My ex wouldn't eat a piece of fruit without a plate, knife and serviette. And he would only drink tea from a bone china cup and saucer - no mug for him. I was the mug (LOL)
Bobby, you are my champion; eat what you like for breakfast as long as you don't force it down my throat. No innuendo intended here, I really don't do breakfast ..... and haven't you noticed .... no more takeaways. I make the pizzas and keep a supply in the freezer. Typical!!!!
OMG! The ME! Jesus! Way to go Munchman! Lol. It took me a while to get it...ditz. In response to the cold pizza comments, IT ROCKS! Especially at 2 AM at a sleepover....But I guess you and Munch were at a sleepover....
The donut guy cracks me up, but shouldn't you try to dissuade the concept of cops and donuts?
If you ever want to hear about the time my friend to rob a Devil Dogs truck, just let me know....
Have fun booking the donut bandit!
~Sara
"Do you eat it straight from the fridge with your fingers, or does a plate, a knife and fork come anywhere in the equation?"
MBG, you gotta ask? Holy Cow girl, cold, outta the box, with your fingers. Worlds greatest hangover cure. Unless some fool put anchovies on the pizza. Ick!
I don't mean to piss anyone off but I just can't see Rogers with the Munchman. You, Logan, maybe, but Munch? Naaah.
'Course, you never said it was her, did you?
I'm up for hearing any stories of stupid crooks. We used to put the best ones on a bulletin board at Staten Island and the 27.
I don't want to slander a lady, so I'll say right now that I have no proof. But as for past bad acts, she seems to have a soft spot for slightly bitter, oft-divorced cops.
Doughnuts - I know, I know. But they are a foodstuff of the gods, especially when hot or pumpkin flavored.
And there will be NO slandering of the sacred cold pizza here!
Now that I know BG keeps some around, I respect him more.
"bobbygoren said...
Cold pizza is the breakfast of champions."
And college students! It's definitely a nessecity, and has all the major food groups. Who could ask for more?
:-)
You posted on Janice's blog that you were feeling left out. Sorry! No harm no foul. I have left you alittle something on my blog. You need to understand that Bobby is really not an acquired taste to us. We love him. But you are definately making an impression. You almost have to like a guy who enjoys cold pizza for breakfast.
Ok, when I was 14, my friend drank some Gatorade. That does not sound so bad, right? Wrong. Gatorade is Julie's proverbial (sp?) alcohol. She gets so drunk, that we usually keep her away from it, but she managed to get some anyway.
So, while she was "drunk", we stood in front of our local deli trying to snap her out of it. As luck would have it, a Devil Dogs shipment came in. While they were unloading, Julie had the fantastic idea of stealing a box.
This was her plan: She would flash the driver and while he was stupified, she would grab a box and run, the rest of us being her back up. We tried to convince her not to do it, but she had blackmail on all of us.
Here's how it went. Julie went up to the guy and lifted up her shirt, only she was wearing an undershirt that day, so it was not effective. She did not notice, so she reached for the box and pulled it away from him. Julie went to run away....and went into the truck.
She was unconcious, so we apologized to the guy, telling him she did not take her medication, and carried her home. Oh and we bought the box, so that we could tell Julie her plan worked, because she would have be heartbroken....
Sadly, this is a true story...
~Sara
I forgot to ask, did you stop by & get McCoy on your adventure. I've heard he can drink with the best of them!
hey, what ever happened to White Castle's as the official hangover cure? Not that I'm knocking cold pizza or anything. I've done that too.
gotta hand it to the Munchkin.
Rogers said she wouldn't have dinner with him while she could still feed herself. Guess he wore her down.
I gotta a stupid perp story.
Gentleman in a ski mask robbed a small bank. On the back of his "gimme all your cash" note was his electric bill.
Yes, his. With his name, address, and
phone number.
Can't remember when it happened. Was published on Netscape on a list of stupidest thing ever.
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