You had some questions
But I don't know if I have all the answers. Well, here goes.
1.) The fire. Or maybe, I should say one of them. We may have hit one or two bars, you see, and sometimes I lose track. I do remember doing someone a favor,(subway girl, maybe) and setting their purse alight.
2) Bobby Goren - I say nothing about yesterday, save that the man does have a fine singing voice, and knows all the words to "Green Grow the Laurels." He also remembers the Queen Mab speech from Romeo and Juliet, but is not enough of a team player to play Romeo if the Juliet is of dubious quality. Neither am I, so I think we just left him out. I think the production went pretty well otherwise.
3) Yes, they call those drinks "Snakebites" for a reason. But you cannot call plain old Blue Hawaiian Mad Dog "antivenom" - well, you can, but it doesn't work.
8 Comments:
LOL! Sounds like you had quite the night!
you are so awesome!
Sounds like a good night was had by all,except maybe the girl who's purse you set on fire.Do you realise just how sacred they are?
Eliza xx
I think Bobby is less Romeo and more Tybalt. Or maybe the friar.
"but is not enough of a team player to play Romeo if the Juliet is of dubious quality"
Well that's good. Juliet's of dubious quality do not deserve Romeo's.
I'd love to know how setting someone's purse on fire is doing them a favor.
I had never heard of Snakebites (not much of a drinker) so I had to go look it up:
American Snakebite
- 1/2 pint(s) Lager
- 1/2 pint(s) Cider (sweet or dry)
- 1-2 shot(s) Vodka
Directions/Comments: The cheapest way to get drunk in British pubs. Just fill a pint glass with lager and cider, and top up with as much vodka as you can afford to buy - best drunk through a straw, and if you don't like the taste of alcohol, just add a shot of blackcurrant cordial. (Cider, lager and blackcurrant is called 'Deisel').
http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=60
Yikes! You might want to have your liver checked Detective :)
Mike I'm glad you're enjoying yourself sooooooo much, but what are you doing to my guy? No wonder his coffee tasted **** this morning. I couldn't even give him my usual early morning wake up call ..... and I thought I loved him enough to do anything ...
dude, you are hilarious
Where are you guys when I am bored
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