Wednesday, December 13, 2006

XXXMas

Do not ask me where I am spending the holidays this year. I am going to work. I am definitely not going to spend them with Goatboy or Munch - if I can, I'm going to spend it hiding from them. Goatboy installed an instant messaging program on my computer so at any given moment, he can ask me one of his patented stupid questions or Munch can send me an insult. Someone ought to tell Munch that if the insultee doesn't get it and and doesn't care, it's not working. Or better yet that he should stop calling me whatever it is or I'll shove his head in a commode.

Sigh.
Anyhow, Amey made it! Whoo-hoo for her! Be nice to the tourists, Amey, they mean well even though they are dumb. I should buy you a drink.

And if I weren't mistaken, I could have sworn I saw Axe in there, among Amy and Ann, and Nomi is still writing! These are all good things.

Now if only someone could make that dork Munch quit bragging about his "leet haxxor skillz" and fix my email, all would be well!

12 Comments:

At 12:31 PM, Blogger Ames said...

:-D
Thanks Mike! Heh heh heh... Citizens and visitors of New York, beware!! Er, I mean, fear not! Yeah, that one sounds better. ;-)Hey everyone, drinks on Mike! Yo, you're the man, dude! ;-)

Have you tried not threatening Munch and just going ahead and shoving his head into a commode? Sometimes a person just needs a good commode-dunking.

:-)

 
At 5:43 PM, Blogger ann said...

Don't work too hard... you must take care of your precious self...

Mike I don't think you saw Axe recently... she's going through a bad patch

if you get your email working... well you know where I am

lotsa luv ann xxxxxx

p.s. guess where I'll be over the holidays?

 
At 5:47 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Wow, my Mikey posted two days in a row and used my name in the post, I guess this is an early Christmas present for me!
Maybe you should give up on that email and just get a new one!

 
At 2:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and Nomi is still writing!

Yes, she is and she will be doing my story next!!

Man vs. Nature
Man vs. Marauding psychopaths
Me saving Logan's life...

She hasn't worked out the details yet.

 
At 4:33 PM, Blogger ann said...

elliot, will my Bobby be in Nomi's story?

 
At 7:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

elliot, will my Bobby be in Nomi's story?

Yes, he is and I am sure she will do everything in her power to enable me to keep him safe.

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger Carolyn Barek said...

"leet haxxor skillz"
I sure wish I spoke geek-a-neese because I would LOVE to know what that means.

I think we're having a Christmas party. You up for it?

 
At 9:32 PM, Blogger Nomi said...

Man vs. Nature
Man vs. Marauding psychopaths
Me saving Logan's life...


Elliot, dearest, at least two of the above. But I'm not saying which two at the moment.
And suffice to say, you're either not going to be doing a whole lot of walking... or you're not going to be able to see where you're walking. Like you said, I haven't figured out the details yet. >:)

Yes, MrsBG, Bobby will be tagging along. Hope you can spare him for a few days. Or more. Male bonding, you understand.

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger Nomi said...

Man vs. Nature
Man vs. Marauding psychopaths
Me saving Logan's life...


At least two of the above, Elliot, dearest. I'm not saying which two, because even I'm not sure yet.

And yes, MrsBG, Bobby will be along for the ride. Hope you can spare him for a few days. Or more. Male bonding, you understand...

I'm telling y'all, this beta blogger thing is a pain in the ass. I'm seriously thinking of starting a whole new blog, and just switching back.

 
At 8:06 PM, Blogger Mike said...

Saving my life? NO CPR FROM ELLIOT.

You hear me, Nomi?

 
At 1:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like I'm going to be the one needing CPR and a whole lot more. Thank you, Nomi, my love.

 
At 6:51 PM, Blogger Nomi said...

Thank you, Nomi, my love.

You're welcome, dearest. Just remember - you asked for it.

Don't you worry, Mike. I remember your rules very well. That one little insignificant fic on the Freedom of Speech site was a one-off, I promise. >:D

 

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