Death, Warmed Over
And Munch is sitting here like the Grim Reaper, all dressed in black and chortling during a Charmed marathon. I swear to dog, if there's anything worse than death by your own digestive system, it's suffering it while someone watches every crappy fantasy/sci-fi TV show ever made. I'm surprised he hasn't managed to track down a channel showing Manimal or something.
If you ask me, the old pervert just has the hots for Shannon Dougherty, which in itself is pretty barf-inducing. I shouldn't rag on him, though. He's been here the whole time I've been sick. For some reason, I'm thinking that should be making me think of something, but I can't quite put it together...
6 Comments:
hahaha, that sounds painful. btw love your swear to dog comment, hope it's not a typo.
Is he a trekkie?
Munch a TREKKIE? No way! He'd become a Republican before he'd do that....
So...there's a problem with being a Trekkie and a Republican?...Just asking :)
Think about this, Mike. You're sick, and Munch is hanging around, being nice and giving you food. Think carefully. You're a detective. You can figure this out.
And if you need help, try this: beware of paranoid, easily irritated friends bearing cookies and other delicacies...
Oh God, if he's watching 'Charmed'.....you have my heartfelt sympathies...
Tell him to switch to TNT and watch some good ole 'Law&Order" :-)
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