Holiday Spirits
A party this weekend? Oh, man, I haven't done anything to get ready for the holidays. Not that I HAVE to worry, because I'll just shop at the liquor store again. I found a really nifty place; if you don't live in New York, you might try this site . I'm bringing the Casta Gusano tequila worm - the secret to tequila is to drink it really, really fast! - and I think I'll splurge on the vodka sword. What's a party without a sword filled with vodka?
Munch says he thinks I'll be visited by the Ghost of Meals Past, but he knows not what he says. I mean, if I can keep down my lunch after what I just saw on Elliot's site, I can handle anything!
Now to go make my list for the Porn Fairy. I've been a bad boy, and I plan to be worse.
posted by Mike @ 7:46 PM
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6 Comments:
All you have to do for the party is show up, with pants on. Bring as much liquor as you desire but you will NOT be allowed to leave if I determine you are too drunk.
Oh and I can't believe you don't like Elliot's new curtains.
Oh and I can't believe you don't like Elliot's new curtains.
Why does this surprise you, Carolyn? We all know Mike has issues with male bonding. ;)
Hey-pick me up the Tullamore Dew Irish Whiskey Crock and I'll give you back your underwear.
Hey :), happy to see you post again!!
Wish you a superb time and a very happy inspiring New Year!
Hope you have a Merry Christmas!
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