For the Record

Let us make one thing perfectly clear between us: Nobody knows how that fire started on the roof of One Police Plaza. Capice?
Apparently the security cameras were taken out in the blast, which means we will never ever catch the person or persons who did it.
I understand that the Chief of Detectives is upset about the sprinkler systems going off in his office while he was in there. I do know that many high-ranking people were inconvenienced, flustered, and soaked.
I assure everyone that my pants leg was set aflame in an entirely unrelated incident, as the staff of Wang's Discount Sushi will glady attest.
That is all.