I Added Music!
Today's song is "Stressed" by Jim's Big Ego. It may not be the one playing, but you can select it down there at the bottom of the page.
Tomorrow - technically tonight, I get to go to dinner with the
So, before I march into the mouth of Hel, I figure I can leave you behind one last testament.
Dear Porn Fairy:
My name is Mike Logan, and I am above the age of consent. I have been very, very naughty this year, and I would like the following things:
1) A private pole dance. I get veto power on the music, but I’m flexible. If there’s no pole, I can provide one. Yeah, baby, I sure could.
2) To play Batman and Black Canary get it on behind Green Arrow’s back (I think his costume looks too much like Robin Hood, and chicks dig the Bat.)
3) Alternately, Wonder Woman and her lasso would be nice. I’ve been really bad. Can I have both?
4) Japanese Pure lotion, in either lemon or strawberry. I hear it’s pretty good. I don't want anything else from the place where I saw it for sale, though. They go way too far.
5) I don’t want a pony, but pony-related entertainment (you know what I mean, don’t you, Porn Fairy? You know everything!) would be something I could go for. As long as someone doesn’t get carried away with that friggin’ crop again.
6) I know I just got new porn, but quality erotica is always welcome – video or pictorial.
7) Corsets. I like corsets. If they’re so damn uncomfortable, I’ll wear one, too, dammit, just please, please, make with the corset!
Thank you for listening, Porn Fairy. I have left out a glass of bourbon and a slice of cold pizza for you. Enjoy!
Yours Truly, Mike "Naughty Monkey" Logan
posted by Mike @ 1:09 AM
19 comments
19 Comments:
Dear sweet Jesus, Mikey; it's a good thing you clarified that about the pony. And didn't I read something earlier about giraffes and goats? What are you trying to tell us, babe?
Heavens, I feel the need to go shower in Chlorox....
BAD Mikey!!!!
PS....I thought she only ate live babies with ketchup and garlic, not dead people. :-)
You must've missed the "Ride me like a pony" joke.
That's as close as it gets. Even women with snakes freak me out. No animals. Nuh uh.
Oh, and KD's preferred diet consists of souls washed down with the blood of the innocent. Not sure which condiments go with those.
Mikey Mikey, darn the music's gone and I was swaying to that. Oh, I love naughty ... is there any other way?
Thanks for the ideas ...
1)Mmmm ... I was only 'toying' with a 'pole' the other day ... oh and the dance variety ... hmm ... do you think Bobby will like it?
2)Batman .... I'll hold that thought .... but give me Conan any day
3) If I was your porn fairy, I'd let you have both ... can I borrow them when you've finished?
4) Strawberry, Mikey. Lemon .. nah .. will leave a sour taste in your mouth or hers!
5) Pony ... hmmm ... NFMT
6) Poetry + porn = perfect
7) Bobby loves corsets ... on me. Do you want to borrow my Madame Butterfly?
Enjoy your dinner darling ... can it really be THAT bad
mwahx mwahx
Mikey, thanks for the music ... you are clever ... I love the Sheila Nichols, Lowen & Navarro and Alison Krauss ....
thanks a million ... wonder what music you'll be playing tomorrow ... Alice Cooper???
lotsa luv ann xxxxx
What wine goes with that?
Ride you like a pony? Ahhh, how short your memory is, babe!
Mike...I think I'm in love with you.
Oh, and thank you for the big pole you gave me for Christmas. All you need do now, is give me a reason....
I think hot sauce goes well with souls and blood.
Mike, thanks for adding another dimension to the term "horseplay". Funny, I never thought about you with the whole bridle/bit thing ;-)
If people want the code, I can email a document - however, you need a source to host files from.
I can't tell you when I have laughed so hard. You are very "unique". I will never be able to look at a pony again without thinking of you! :)
Mikey,
Entertaining as always!
Good job adding the music!!
LMAO! You're great!
Of course chicks dig the Bat. But it's not going to be Batman/Black Canary, its Wonder Woman/Batman.
~Sara
Mikey- What did I tell you about the porn fairy?
love your NBF ... mmmm ... sigh ... I have just learnt such a lot ... hmmm
lotsa luv ann xxxx
I noticed! And yours is much cooler, since you don't have to put a dorky bar somwhere....
Hey, I can bolt a jungle gym on the ceiling of my bedroom!!
Oh my, Mike. My opinion of you is definitely changing. You are sooo naughty, and I love it!
Mikey,
Hey, Batman is cool, but Green Arrow ROCKS! As to Black Canary, she's cool too, but Zatanna is WAY better! (naughty grin)
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