Tuesday, January 03, 2006

A Diversion, then back to the Grind

I have NO idea what would make people "tag" me for this game. Bobby, Chloe' - Uh, are you serious? I feel like I should be doing the G and the XXX version. I mean, Chloe even phrased it that I had to check "in what way [I] have been nailed" - that's such a straight line that my head's still spinning.
And it's VERY odd, because Amy just asked me about this, so I think y'all are getting free info on some fronts. I hate these! You'll be sorry you asked!

So, 5 weird habits?

1.)Well, this habit isn't weird per se. Everyone does it,and if they say they don't, they're a liar. But reading Jane Austen while doing so? Yeah, that's weird, I guess.

2.) If my food takes to long to get there, I will play with the creamers, and I take my games seriously, whether it's creamer baseball or the Penn & Teller creamer game. And you're sick. I'm talking about those little plastic things for your coffee. Perverts!

3.) I watch Hong Kong romantic comedies, at least once a week. If the stupid things were in English, I'd be in actual physical pain, but somehow the subtitles cure all. I mean, in America, Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan would be all over these suckers, like Love on a Diet and Love Me, Love My Money, and I'd hate 'em. But put Andy Lau and Cherie Chung in it, and I can't look away.

4.) I have...tastes. In certain areas, I prefer drawings to photos, and scatalogical references actually make me sick to my stomach. I prefer half-dressed to full out nasty, and the ONLY animal that's acceptable being present is a goat, because goats don't care - and the goat can't be looking or being touched. Passing through. That's all.

5.) I give the giraffes the finger when I go to the zoo. They have attitude that I find unacceptable. I also argue with tour guides, but our time is up...

Now, will you stop asking questions that you really don't want answers to?

So, now, in the grand tradition of puff, puff, pass...
1.) Peggy-O
2 & 3)The Warrior Gals - Jules and Lady Axe
4.)YOU! No, seriously, I don't want to leave anyone out. Kara, Jen, the rest of you. You know who you are. Pass it along amongst yourselves. Don't bogart it.
and
5.) Nicole 'Cause I'm a sadist.

12 Comments:

At 4:27 PM, Blogger Chloe' Gardner said...

You love me, Mikey- It's ok, you can admit it...

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger Mike said...

No, no, do comment.

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger Sara said...

2) You do that too?!?! I get constantly made fun of for not being able to wait and resorting to playing with creamers and forks. Then again, I have an excuse, I am 15. Lol.

5) I LOVE giraffes! They are the coolest! It's the monkeys you should watch out for....

 
At 6:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Like I'll EVER be able to top these answers!!!!!

 
At 8:05 PM, Blogger kacey said...

which one were you curious about, Mike?

 
At 11:47 PM, Blogger Jules said...

I was goanna smack ya back, but it seems like you've been overwhelmed with 'em. I'll accept your answers from here without violating the rules. :-)

See, somewhere in the cold recesses of my dead black heart, there DOES lie a glimmer of warmth and compassion...

 
At 12:32 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Mike, I don't know whether to laugh or piss myself... The "Porn Fairy", I've really been missing out...

 
At 5:42 AM, Blogger ann said...

Mikey, Mikey totally agree on the Jane Austen ... images of Darcy for me and ... hmm ... Mrs Bennett for you!!!

and I loathe, 100% hate, detest, abhor scatalogical humour ... yuk

lotsa luv ann xxxxxx

 
At 8:09 AM, Blogger Ken said...

All I can say is.. Have you seen Eat Drink Man Woman?! Awesome movie! You'll love it if you havent seen it already...

 
At 8:24 AM, Blogger Axe said...

Allie, I used to pose for nude art. I kinda miss being watched, intently. I guess it's the only time men pay attention to a girl.
Oh, did I mention I was 15?

 
At 7:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trying to get through this journal entry...gave me...a headache :)
I mean, what did the poor giraffes ever do to you? And mentioning a goat. Goats just make me laugh, period.

 
At 10:44 AM, Blogger MartyF said...

Uh, Mike.....

I don't know the Penn & Teller creamer game. What's that?

 

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